wishing and hoping and thinking and praying...
that i can remember a stinking dream. isn't that the worst: SDDS? for those of you who are unfamiliar with your terminology of the unconscious mind, SDDS is Sudden Dream Death Syndrome.
SDDS is an unfortunate syndrome that strikes when you want it to the least. have you experienced SDDS? has someone you love experienced it? if so, call 1 800 555 SDDS to claim your compensation. you could be awarded 1 billion smackers. you and your loved ones don't deserve to suffer. so if you've experienced SDDS, please call.
...or just write about it here. because no one will answer at that number. (it's not real. shh!)
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